You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow.
A long time ago, I was told to get Final Fantasy VII because it was just that good. What did I do? I got Final Fantasy VI because it came with a demo for Final Fantasy X, which was obviously the better purchase - a taste of the paste with a glimpse at the future too.
But if you've read that blog post, you'll know that already. It's finally time for Final Fantasy VII, which is - apparently - one of the greatest games ever made in the history of ever, so it's got some clout around these parts.
It's also got some Cloud too...
See what I did there?
Cloud. You play as a kid named Cloud. Is he even a kid? I don't know. They all look like kids.